Last night I had a dream where I was wearing an oversized pair of pants. They had little squares all in different colours and patterns all over them, and they looked absolutely ridiculous!
But when I was wearing these pants, I was invincible.
Somebody threw a spear at me; it went straight through me without a scratch.
I face planted in the middle of the mall; nobody saw.
I dropped my phone off a 30 storey high building; it still worked.
I must find these pants.
Pumped up kicks - Foster the People
Also, may I recommend you look up 'Pants On The Ground (REMIX) - Larry Platts and D-Pryde (American Idol Season 9)' on YouTube.
It's kind of catchy.